I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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