I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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