mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
A+ Viking dick
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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