Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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