I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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