what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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