All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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