his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
did you just send me my own nude
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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