careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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