I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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