At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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