It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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