Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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