Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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