Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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