Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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