you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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