I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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