Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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