I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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