Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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