The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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