You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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