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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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