People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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