these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize