bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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