508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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