At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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