im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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