I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the condom got lost in my hair
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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