If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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