Where is the hickey?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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