Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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