Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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