she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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