used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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