he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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