So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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