I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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