We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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