I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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