With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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