If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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