Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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