oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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