yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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