So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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