who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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