my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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